Nothing thicker than a knife’s blade separates melancholy from happiness.

Jag såg Orlando med mamma just och den var underhållande.

Orlando: I can find only three words to describe the female sex. None of which are worth expressing.

First Official: One, you are legally dead and therefore cannot hold any property whatsoever.
Orlando: Ah. Fine.
First Official: Two, you are now a female.
Second Official: Which amounts to much the same thing.